Pumpkin Eater..

I TOTALLY CAUGHT CHASE FRIENDSHIP CHEATING ON ME!

FOR REAL CHASE? IF YOU'RE GOING TO FRIENDSHIP CHEAT ON ME YOU MIGHT AS WELL AT LEAST SIT NEXT TO HIM.

HOW MATURE.

Aprils Fool

Hi, I'm Chase and I go out of town for Easter weekend and ignore my besties phone calls and texts.

It's just a hobby I have.

I learned from Anne Deck.

P.S Who HEARTS the new layout?

OMG an STD?!

Hey-oh! Kendall here. Chase has mono! :( *SADNESS*

I made that mono word blue because my BFFFFL having mono makes me feel blue.

Well ... my bff-ffl has mononucleosis aka mono, I thought I would do some research to figure out how I could help my buddy. All the information I could find on the "Kissing Disease" is that Mono is just what people who have only got to first base call an STD (mono is more embarrassing than herpes).

*My bestie has an STD? ... No way!*

So I called Chase and asked him if we could go get a glass of root beer together and talk through this. I mean yeah he is practically a walking disease but we're still BFFFFL.

He didn't answer my call!

Then called back to say he "has mono duh you idiot" and doesn't feel like rootbeer'in it up.

!BUMMER!

I can't wait for Chase to get feeling better.

I can't wait for Anne D to get back from Cali

I can't wait for Annie G to ... well me and Annie G still meet for social purposes and take part in ROCKIN activites aka HANG OUT

BUT I CAN NOT WAIT FOR OUR THUGGING CREW TO RE-UNITE

IT WILL BE A BLASTY-BLAST!!!

MISSING PERSONS ALERT

Our Former BFF (Non FFL) Has Gone Missing

He goes by the following names

Bryce, B.Heuett, Heuey, Lady Killer/Womanizer

Although he does not share our common interests of Farming, Farms and Farm Life we miss our friend dearly. He was last seen canoodling with an unfamiliar female.

This is the most recent photo we have of him. Please if you find him return him to us.

Our hearts break a little more each day he is gone.

:(

Yeah, we medium board.

I don't like to brag or anything, but I am hella good on a medium board. Check it out.

Love,
your BFFFFL, Kenny G

IDK my BFF Ann(i)e

Sometimes they plan out matchy outfits. How rad is that?

We were chatting today over a glass of root beer, and started talking about our BFFs. Annie G. and Anne D. are their names. We often find ourselves asking things like:
"What would our lives be with out Ann(i)e?"
"What would we even do in our spare time without them?"
"Why do such fly/hot/rad young women want to be friends with us?"
...etc, etc.

Although we have concluded that these questions will remain forever unanswered, we would like to compose a list of the qualities we love about our good friends.

1. They have the same name. Who doesn't love that?
2. They call us our favorite names: Kenny G. and Chase Dawg.
3. Damnit. I could stare at them all day. So hot.
4. They are the only other thugs residing in CC, Utah.

.... We could probably write a book about all of their positive qualities, but in the interest of time, we'll just say we have the best BFFs a thug could ever hope for.

xoxoxox

Farming Thug Blog Numero Uno

Hey this is Kenny G and Chase dawg.

Posting a little shout out to the blog world. All the haters can stick it because we are official bloggers. I know once I said that gamers were cooler than bloggers but I was wrong. So accept my retraction.

Peace