IDK my BFF Ann(i)e

Sometimes they plan out matchy outfits. How rad is that?

We were chatting today over a glass of root beer, and started talking about our BFFs. Annie G. and Anne D. are their names. We often find ourselves asking things like:
"What would our lives be with out Ann(i)e?"
"What would we even do in our spare time without them?"
"Why do such fly/hot/rad young women want to be friends with us?"
...etc, etc.

Although we have concluded that these questions will remain forever unanswered, we would like to compose a list of the qualities we love about our good friends.

1. They have the same name. Who doesn't love that?
2. They call us our favorite names: Kenny G. and Chase Dawg.
3. Damnit. I could stare at them all day. So hot.
4. They are the only other thugs residing in CC, Utah.

.... We could probably write a book about all of their positive qualities, but in the interest of time, we'll just say we have the best BFFs a thug could ever hope for.

xoxoxox